Ask Blade A Question

[Blade]

Well, I thought I would copy Wintergreen here, and since there isn't a topic here, I thought I would make one.

Basically, ask me any question, and I will answer it for you! :D

[Esperanto_Boy]

Blade,
Why did you find it neccessary to copy WG, you little ripper? :P

Worried-for-your-a**-when-WG-sees-thisly,
E_B

[Blade]

Hmmm... because I was bored and I had nothing else to do! :lol: Besides, I got the idea from another forum as well ;)

[Krelian]

dear blade,

would you be disturbed if one of the other staff members made a pass at you?

- jeremy

[thejackel21]

dear blade,

would it be possible for ask for a 10000$ loan?

deeply indebt,

TheJackel21

[Blade]

would you be disturbed if one of the other staff members made a pass at you?

No, jman, I would not :D

would it be possible for ask for a 10000$ loan?

Of course, it is possible to ask for a $10,000 loan, there must be someone who would have $10,000 spare :P

[Red is my neck]

Is it possible for genny to fix GTAboards because he broke it? :tweet:

[genesis]

Dear Blade,

Is it possible for you to explain the DNS and it's issues and how much time it takes to everyone in this world? :D

[Mortician]

Whats the meaning of life?

[Red is my neck]

Dear, Blade


tell genny we don't want any of his excuses.

[genesis]

Originally posted by Red is my neck@Dec 22 2003, 06:07 PM
Dear, Blade


tell genny we don't want any of his excuses.
That's not a question dumbo, he's not taking orders from no red neck.... hahaha this is the Battlefield I just realized. Shut up

[Krelian]

dear blade,

would you like to join the rest of the staff later in the back room for... festivities?

[Red is my neck]

QUOTE (Red is my neck @ Dec 22 2003, 06:07 PM)
Dear, Blade


tell genny we don't want any of his excuses.


That's not a question dumbo, he's not taking orders from no red neck.... hahaha this is the Battlefield I just realized. Shut up


Well holy flying monkey stop flamming and get the site up :D .

[genesis]

what site, you're on a site red.... oh that site, yeah i'll get to it rightaway sir, red.

[Red is my neck]

Originally posted by deLogic@Dec 23 2003, 12:13 AM
what site, you're on a site red.... oh that site, yeah i'll get to it rightaway sir, red.
thanks thats all i wanted to hear *cry* Thank you *cry*

*runs out the room and crys*

[Wintergreen]

Dear Farging a**hole,

Would you feel uncomfortable if I shoved a 12 inch knife into your rectum because you stole my idea? Also, do you believe they'll make anyone a mod these days?

Cooler Then You,
Wintergreen

[millermagic]

@ Winter, umm there are a bunch of people that arn't mods yey

[Blade]

Is it possible for genny to fix GTAboards because he broke it?

Redneck

Of course it is possible - Genesis can fix anything ;)

Is it possible for you to explain the DNS and it's issues and how much time it takes to everyone in this world?

Genesis

No, but I can just say patience is the virtue ;)

Whats the meaning of life?

Mortician

watch Monty Python's film, you should find all the answers and more... :D

would you like to join the rest of the staff later in the back room for... festivities?

jman

My parents told me never to walk off with strange men, so you will have to count me out :lol:

[Ginger]

Dear Blade,

What about strange women? ^_^

[Blade]

Originally posted by Wintergreen@Dec 23 2003, 12:23 AM
Dear Farging a**hole,

Would you feel uncomfortable if I shoved a 12 inch knife into your rectum because you stole my idea? Also, do you believe they'll make anyone a mod these days?

Cooler Then You,
Wintergreen
:lol:

Actually, to tell you the truth Wintergreen, I got the idea of good ol' hitmanforum, when I was browsing through the forum history, and I saw a topic by Agent 17 about the same thing. I just had to name it this way, to stir you up :P

[Legendary_Soldier]

Originally posted by Wintergreen@Dec 23 2003, 12:23 AM
Dear Farging a**hole,

Would you feel uncomfortable if I shoved a 12 inch knife into your rectum because you stole my idea? Also, do you believe they'll make anyone a mod these days?

Cooler Then You,
Wintergreen
They made you one. I guess it is true. It's not like you made one here already. d*ckhead. He "borrowed" it from HF. Thanks.

[Wintergreen]

Originally posted by Legendary_Soldier+Dec 23 2003, 12:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Legendary_Soldier @ Dec 23 2003, 12:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wintergreen@Dec 23 2003, 12:23 AM
Dear Farging a**hole,

Would you feel uncomfortable if I shoved a 12 inch knife into your rectum because you stole my idea? Also, do you believe they'll make anyone a mod these days?

Cooler Then You,
Wintergreen
They made you one. I guess it is true. It's not like you made one here already. d*ckhead. You didn't make it here, therefore he technically didn't "steal" it from here. He "borrowed" it from HF. Thanks. [/b][/quote]
*looks at title*
*looks at post*

Sadly enough, the post is not called 'Ask the n00bish f**kwad who can't figure out the appropiate time to keep his gaping pie hole shut'.

There's an Ask Wintergreen here, and on GTAboards. Next time you decide to try to boost your insecure, pathetic ego by flaming me with the **** flowing freely from your fingers, I'd reccomend you stab yourself in the pupil with a 6 inch nail. Sort of like shock therapy, but much more satisfying and entertaining.

Sadly Leg, while they may make anyone a mod, notice how you're not one? Ah. That's right. There's that whole 'ability to form rational thoughts' clause. Well shucks man, I'm dissapointed.

Dumbass.

:lol:

Actually, to tell you the truth Wintergreen, I got the idea of good ol' hitmanforum, when I was browsing through the forum history, and I saw a topic by Agent 17 about the same thing. I just had to name it this way, to stir you up :P

You know I'm just messing with you Blade ;)

:ph34r:

Dumbass

[Legendary_Soldier]

How about we take this out of Blade's thread and into "your's" then? Huh? Mr. "Winter"?

[Wintergreen]

Originally posted by Legendary_Soldier@Dec 23 2003, 12:51 AM
How about we take this out of Blade's thread and into "your's" then? Huh? Mr. "Winter"?
That would be a waste of my time, as well as the bandwidth of the board. Everyone on the board knows the outcome of such a battle, and it wouldn't be mildly entertaining. Either way, my post isn't in the Arena, so a flame war would be against the rules.

Mr. Blade,

Should n00bs be shot?

Loving Regards,
Wintergreen

[Blade]

That's why I put mine in the arena ;)

What about strange women? ^_^

I may have to think about that one ;)

[Bladerunner]

I have random questions that I'm asking for no apparent reason whatsoever. It will probably result in my being told to f**k off.

f**k, I'm out of ideas. Got liquor?

[Blade]

Nope. Sorry Blade :lol:

[Bladerunner]

Ah, something came to mind :)

Have you ever been in a situation where you fell asleep drunken on a bar stool and woke up at 6 AM in a supermarket, lying on top of a bunch of fruits?

[Blade]

Well, considering I have never drunk an alcoholic drink, I would have to say no to that one :lol:

[Mortician]

not at supermarket on fruits but maybe in my neighbors house with is wife :o

[Bladerunner]

The feeling is mutual. Well actually it isn't, but I had to say that.


hmmm, I should have more questions soon Blade :tup:

Ah yes. Why do I always click that emoticon, even when it's completely irrelevant?

[edit: typo]

[thejackel21]

dear blade,

do you know why it is said the human race will be wiped out about 8-9 billions years from now when the sun burns out?

signed cluelesss
TheJackel21

[Kingox]

Dear Blade.
Would you kiss my arse if i gave you the chance?

-Kingox© ~ The Great

[Blade]

Ah yes. Why do I always click that emoticon, even when it's completely irrelevant?

The thumbs up emoticon is not irrelevant to me. I am such a great guy that you always have the urge to use that emoticon when I post.

do you know why it is said the human race will be wiped out about 8-9 billions years from now when the sun burns out?

Sorry, I don't understand you question. Are you asking why the sun burns out, or why people keep telling us it will?

Would you kiss my a*se if i gave you the chance?

I think the question is whether you would kiss mine ;)

[Kingox]

Dear Blade
Would you let me kiss your a*se?

-Kingox© ~ The Great

[Blade]

Nope. Sorry :lol:

[Kingox]

Oh damit ;)

[Wintergreen]

I demand you change your sig. I keep confusing you for jman :mellow:

[Blade]

Originally posted by Wintergreen@Dec 23 2003, 04:06 AM
I demand you change your sig. I keep confusing you for jman :mellow:
Uh... right :mellow:

[Krelian]

you do :huh:. here's a tip: if more than two words are spelled correctly, it's probably me :lol:

[Wintergreen]

Originally posted by Blade+Dec 23 2003, 04:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Blade @ Dec 23 2003, 04:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wintergreen@Dec 23 2003, 04:06 AM
I demand you change your sig. I keep confusing you for jman :mellow:
Uh... right :mellow: [/b][/quote]
Not YOU you arrogant jacka$$ :P

[Krelian]

jman now has a less evil version of the old aragorn sig because he saw rotk today and can't get the minas tirith theme out of his head. he also can't stop playing with the sword that's supposed to be on the wall.

the old:
http://webpages.charter.net/jscott999/avatars/jman_sig_003.jpg

and the new:
http://webpages.charter.net/jscott999/avatars/jman_sig_041.jpg


now, for a question: blade, how do you plan on abusing your newfound powers?

[Blade]

Not YOU you arrogant jacka$$ :P

Ehrm... well, it is my thread :P

blade, how do you plan on abusing your newfound powers?

Well, I'm not sure really... When I was an admin of my old forum, I never had to ban anyone, so I'm itching to give someone a star... or perhaps I could tamper with another staff member's warn level :lol:

Oops... did I say that aloud? :o

[Red is my neck]

Why do i keep comming on to see i the boards are up?

[Kingox]

Originally posted by Wintergreen@Dec 23 2003, 04:06 AM
I demand you change your sig. I keep confusing you for jman :mellow:
Dear wintergreen
Would you like to <s>kick</s> kiss my a*se?
-Kingox©

you do . here's a tip: if more than two words are spelled correctly, it's probably me Touche :tup:

[Wintergreen]

Originally posted by Kingox+Dec 23 2003, 05:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Kingox @ Dec 23 2003, 05:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wintergreen@Dec 23 2003, 04:06 AM
I demand you change your sig. I keep confusing you for jman :mellow:
Dear wintergreen
Would you like to <s>kick</s> kiss my a*se?
-Kingox©
: [/b][/quote]
I think you're forgetting whose post this is :huh:

And, No.

[Blade]

He already asked me and got the same response :lol:

[Esperanto_Boy]

Blade,
I like you. I think you should send me $100 when we get back to GTABoards.

<s>Blaggingly,</s> Lovingly,
E_B

[thejackel21]

dear blade,

can you tell me why we celebrate xmas and the meaning of xmas?

signed noone known,
theJackel21

[Wretch]

Dear Blade

HOLY *****, ESPERANTO BOY HAS JIMMY SAVILLE IN HIS AVATAR! Don't you thing that'd suit you better, seeing as you're kind of doing what he did on the series "Jim'll Fix It?

Retardedly yours,

Wretch

[[BoB] Freak-killah]

Dear Blade.

Wich car will i get when i'm older?

[Blade]

Blade,
I like you. I think you should send me $100 when we get back to GTABoards.

I can't afford that much :(

dear blade,

can you tell me why we celebrate xmas and the meaning of xmas?

Because it is fun :lol:

Dear Blade

HOLY *****, ESPERANTO BOY HAS JIMMY SAVILLE IN HIS AVATAR! Don't you thing that'd suit you better, seeing as you're kind of doing what he did on the series "Jim'll Fix It?

Retardedly yours,

Wretch

Nah... I'm happy with my Mr Pink avatar :D

Dear Blade.

Wich car will i get when i'm older?

Hmmm... a 1985 Honda Accord? :P

[Esperanto_Boy]

Originally posted by Wretch@Dec 23 2003, 06:20 PM
Dear Blade

HOLY *****, ESPERANTO BOY HAS JIMMY SAVILLE IN HIS AVATAR! Don't you thing that'd suit you better, seeing as you're kind of doing what he did on the series "Jim'll Fix It?

Retardedly yours,

Wretch
What the he|| is this? A spelling mistake? From Wretch? :o

It's Savile, my friend, not Saville.

[Kingox]

Originally posted by Wintergreen+Dec 23 2003, 07:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wintergreen @ Dec 23 2003, 07:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Kingox@Dec 23 2003, 05:59 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Wintergreen@Dec 23 2003, 04:06 AM
I demand you change your sig. I keep confusing you for jman* :mellow:
Dear wintergreen
Would you like to <s>kick</s> kiss my a*se?
-Kingox©
:
I think you're forgetting whose post this is :huh:

And, No. [/b][/quote]
No i didn't forget, i was just puting it in the most freindlest way i could, what i was meaning to say is, go to he||. ;) :D

[Wretch]

Originally posted by Esperanto_Boy@Dec 24 2003, 12:48 AM
What the he|| is this? A spelling mistake? From Wretch? :o

It's Savile, my friend, not Saville.
EB, if you've nothing better to do than memorise the names of washed-up old men, then I seriously pity you. It can be spelt either way, and in either case, the meaning is clear. Why be such a pedantic f**king pr|ck?

And do not dare to f**king patronise me.

[Kingox]

Dear Blade,
Would you dare patronise Wretch?

-Kingox© ~ Your local neighbour hood do-gooder

[Blade]

Hmm... I guess it depends ;) :lol:

[Royds]

Dear Blade,
Is it natural to have purple warts growing on my scrotum?
Royds

[Blade]

Ehrm... I wouldn't know :mellow:

[Kingox]

Dear Blade,
Why wouldn't you know? haven't you seen a scrotum before?

-Kingox© ~ Local pain in the a*se.

[Krelian]

dear blade,

do you think i've forsaken gtaboards, and if so, is that a bad thing?

also, have you seen ginger? she was supposed to be coming over tonight so i could.... err... unwrap my present :tweet:

[edit] nevermind, she was just running late.

[Blade]

Kingox - No, I just haven't seen purple things :unsure:

Jman - Well, although you may not go to GTAboards anymore, the people will remember you, especially if the boards aren't as good as they were before. If the admin does not want your help, which he obviously doesen't (considering he fired all the mods).

Since you are no longer a mod, there is less at stake, so I guess your decision on whether to stay would be based on other things. I would certainly not feel bad about 'abandoning' the site, because as harsh as it may sound, the new admin does not want you and the other ex-mods help :(

[urbn]

Dear Blade,

Do you think gtaboards will ever be what it used to?

Also is burning during urination normal?

[Wafflestomper]

Dear Sir Blade,

What's better, McDonalds or Burger King? I would formulate my own opinion, but then there would be the possibility of contradicting you, at which point I would deem myself unfit for life.

Sincerely.
Wafflestomper

[Agent n00b f00]

Why can no one stand up to my pwnage?

[Infinite]

dear blade,


in case no one has asked


why is the sky blue?

[Blade]

urbn - No, GTAboards will never be what it used to be. A sizeable percentage of the boards quality members have left or are considering leaving, so even if the new management get the board back on it's feet, the lack of the previous regular members will make the board a different place.

Added to this the fact that the new admin will probably be implementing changes to the boards.

Wafflestomper - We don't have Burger King over here in Australia, we call it Hungry Jacks ;) - Anyway, I prefer Hungry Jacks to McDonalds, but since they are both fast food, I am not really a fan of any of them :lol:

n00b f00 - Sure sure ;)

Infinite - Well, there are two theiries:

Firstly, people thought it was reflections from the ocean, but most scientists have dismissed that idea.

Secondly, it is the way that light enters through the atmosphere, which is the theory adopted by most people :)

[Krelian]

why must i keep quoting and paraphrasing the lord of the rings?

[Agent n00b f00]

Why do I constantly get banned on CS for hacking when I didn't even know you can use wall hacks to see if someone's reloading until 'karbon told me the other day, is it because of my pwnage?

[empty]

derf, ur gettin banned bcuz u use wallhacks

[Agent n00b f00]

But I'm a n00b f00 I don't even know what aimbot means!
*Kills Empty using a combo of wallhacks, aimbots, shields, AWPs, and hacks that let you use shields and AWPs at the same time.*

[Blade]

Jman - Because the supreme awesomeness of LoTR must be shown whenever possible :D

n00b f00 - Owning people using wallhacks isn't a good thing buddy ;)

[Agent n00b f00]

You dare call be a hax0r!?!?!

[Blade]

Well, you are using wall hacks ;)

[Agent n00b f00]

Do you wish to die S, do you!?! :angry:

Will Wretch come back to HMF? (http://www.codboards.com/redirect.php?http://hitmanforum.com)

[Wafflestomper]

Is it just me, or did GTAB have the coolest smilies this side of Kalamazoo, despite other problems?

;) <- *****.

[Kingox]

Dear Blade,
How long do you think or will GTABoards ever come back?

-Kingox© ~ blow me.

[Blade]

PayDay - Yes, I love GTAboards smilies!

Kingox - To tell you the truth, I think GTAboards is going down permanently :(

[Agent n00b f00]

Will Wretch come back to HMF? (http://www.codboards.com/redirect.php?http://hitmanforum.com)

[BATMAN]

Dear Blade,

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Infinite]

Dear blade,


out of all species, what one kind is the most deadly? as in kind i mean somthing like a diamond back rattler ( just for example).

[Bladerunner]

Dear Blade, when you see a penguin, do you think 'evil', or do you think 'harmless'?

Personally I think those things are evil, but I wanted your opinion. Don't ask.

[Kingox]

Dear Blade,

While we are on the subject of evil, whats your opinion on clowns?
-Kingox© ~ ****en myself.

[Red is my neck]

Dear blade,

Why do i need a life outside of the internet forums?

Your friend, :rolleyes:
Red

[Royds]

Dear Blade,
Is Quadreplex a real word?

Royds.

[thejackel21]

dear blade,

what is ur theory on how the world will be destroyed? getting hit by another meteor? nearby stars exploding? or just a plain old nuclear war?

locally stupid

Jackel

[Mustafa]

Dear Blade,


Whats my name?? :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

[Red is my neck]

Dear, Blade

If innies collect shirt lint can outties?

[Blade]

Okay, I'm back from a 1-week holiday!

n00b f00 - I don't really think Wretch will come back to HMF, he seems to have lost interest in internet boards in general...

Batman - An African swallow or European swallow?

Infinite - Different species are deadly to different things, for example the Australian 'Daddly Longlegs' spider is one of the most venomous spiders, but because of their smaller jaw size, they can only attack smaller animals, and they are harmless to us. But in general, I think that the Homo-Sapien is the most dangerous species.

Bladerunner - Penguins are so dumb, they have to be harmless ;)

Kingox - Clowns are evil. Never be goaded by the clown!

Redneck - Surely, there must be some things out there that are more rewarding than posting on an internet forum ;)

Royds - [flips a coin] - Uh... yes. :lol:

Mustafa - Who cares :lol: [COLOR=gray](jk dude ;) )[/COLOR=gray]

Redneck - since I don't have two bellybuttons, I'm afraid I can't really compare ;)

[Mustafa]

Originally posted by Blade@Jan 10 2004, 06:24 AM
Okay, I'm back from a 1-week holiday!

Mustafa - Who cares :lol: [COLOR=gray](jk dude ;) )[/COLOR=gray]


*sticks tounge out at blade and runs away*
:P :P :P :P :P

[Blade]

Dam American spelling :angry:

[Bladerunner]

Originally posted by Blade@Jan 10 2004, 01:24 AM
Bladerunner - Penguins are so dumb, they have to be harmless ;)
Yeah, you make a valid point.

Refer to picture:

http://home.comcast.net/~mike1128/penguins.gif

[Blade]

LOL - I've always loved that one :lol:

[Jaruff]

Dear Blade,

Why are you so nice to answer dumb questions like these? :lol:

[Blade]

Jaruff - Because it's the holidays, normally I wouldn't be bothered ;)

[Kingox]

Dear Blade?

How hot is it in QLD? Im guessing twice as hot as it is here in NSW.

[Blade]

Well, it was about 35 degrees celcius a couple of days ago, but it is ranging from about 30 upwards, but it doesen't go any more than 40. Absolutely sweltering :(

Thank God for airconditioning! ;)

[Mustafa]

Dear Blade,

How Much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
:blink: :blink:

[Kingox]

Originally posted by Blade@Jan 12 2004, 08:44 AM
Well, it was about 35 degrees celcius a couple of days ago, but it is ranging from about 30 upwards, but it doesen't go any more than 40. Absolutely sweltering :(

Thank God for airconditioning! ;)
Thats not that much warmer then here ^_^

[Blade]

Originally posted by Mustafa@Jan 13 2004, 08:25 AM
Dear Blade,

How Much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
:blink: :blink:
It doesen't matter, because according to that statement, a wood chuck can't chuck wood ;)

[Mustafa]

AHHHHH its all so clear now :lol: :thumbsup: :donut:

[Kingox]

Originally posted by Blade+Jan 16 2004, 11:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Blade @ Jan 16 2004, 11:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mustafa@Jan 13 2004, 08:25 AM
Dear Blade,

How Much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
:blink: :blink:
It doesen't matter, because according to that statement, a wood chuck can't chuck wood ;) [/b][/quote]
Yeah ture, But how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck COULD chuck wood?