Fav Xmas Song

[Kingox]

Hello this is to help get the boards more active and to help celebrate xmas.

So here we go, just post for fav xmas songs with lyrics and crap here.
try and make them unusual ones, not like the good 'ol jingle bells songs that every one knows. :lol:

here mine


These Nothing More Like Christmas

you can't have a summer without christmas
and you can't have a christmas without the heat
you cant have a kiss with out the mistletoe
and a barbie's not a berbie unless you burn the meat
But if you've got the nubblies and the crackers
It's stinkin' hot and summer time
the flies, the food, the rellies and the pressies
then bless my soul it must be christmas time.

theres nothing more like chritmas then a pre-school oageant
and the shepherds with bath towels and faces all aglow
there nothing like a santa with a pillow for a belly
chuckin' lollies to the kids with a hoh hoho

you can't have a summer without christmas
and you can't have a christmas without the heat
you cant have a kiss with out the mistletoe
and a barbie's not a berbie unless you burn the meat
But if you've got the nubblies and the crackers
It's stinkin' hot and summer time
the flies, the food, the rellies and the pressies
then bless my soul it must be christmas time.

there nothign like an early moring christmas before sunrise
bustin' to unwrap every pressy you can find
going for a drive at night checkin' out the fairy lights
there nothing more like Chirstmas then Christmas time....

But if you've got the nubblies and the crackers
It's stinkin' hot and summer time
the flies, the food, the rellies and the pressies
then bless my soul it must be christmas time.

[Blade]

I don't like any of the Christmas songs :lol:

[Kingox]

Yeah, i don't like all the jingle bells and bashing through the snow ones like that, i only like the different unusual ones.

[Ginger]

Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End) by The Darkness :D

Feinging joy and surprise at the gifts we despise over mulled wine with you
On the 25th day of the 12th month
The sleigh bells are in time ringing true
How we cling each day long to that snowflakes and hope in hell
that it won’t end

Don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.

Well the weather is cruel,
and the season of Yule warms the heart, but it still hurts.
You’ve got your career, spent the best part of last year apart and it still hurts
So that’s why I pray each and every Christmas day that it won’t end

Don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end

Dust underneath the mistletoe leaves when you’re not here,
You went away upon boxing day,
Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year.

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.

Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end



Good song, good band. Though the lead singer sounds a bit like someone's ripping off his nads... :huh:

[Krelian]

:D that's funny, the first time i'd heard of the darkness was a day or two ago, thanks to wretch.

as for christmas songs, i don't like many. actually, carol of the bells and greensleeves are the only two i can think of.

[Red is my neck]

Whats christmas?


No really i don't care for the hole singing thing. Its not for me. Maybe i should keep it to my self but then again thats why i throw out of chours.

[Billy The Mountain]

I like songs that remind me of the reason Christmas is songs about Jesus. All the old ones like Joy To The World, O Come all 'Ye Faithful, Silent NIght, ect...

But, I do enjoy a little humor too. Heres a song by Weird Al Yankovich.

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

[papa_kulikov]

silent night,............

[Kingox]

Please try not to bump old topics if there is not point.
Thanks B)

[Blade]

Originally posted by Kingox@Jan 19 2004, 03:57 PM
Please try not to bump old topics if there is not point.
Thanks B)
Don't worry about it Kingox, it is creating much-needed activity ;)

However, Christmas is long-gone, so it kind of sucks the spirit out of it :lol: , although I don't like Christmas carols anyway ;)

[Billy The Mountain]

Bah! Humbug! :ew:

[Vector]

12 days of christmas by bob and doug mackenzie

[Kingox]

Originally posted by Blade+Jan 20 2004, 12:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Blade @ Jan 20 2004, 12:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Kingox@Jan 19 2004, 03:57 PM
Please try not to bump old topics if there is not point.
Thanks B)
Don't worry about it Kingox, it is creating much-needed activity ;)

However, Christmas is long-gone, so it kind of sucks the spirit out of it :lol: , although I don't like Christmas carols anyway ;) [/b][/quote]
You said that in for first post :D