Welcome To The Battlefield

[Recluse]

Welcome to the Battlefield, I'm here and I've got my flamethrower set on incinerate.

Now serving customer number 1

[Ginger]

You are a miserably primitive menace and a myopic, sock-sucking offense to all of good taste and decency!


Love ya' :D

[Krelian]

ooh, this should be fun

*pulls up a chair*

[Recluse]

Originally posted by Ginger@Nov 13 2003, 02:16 PM
You are a miserably primitive menace and a myopic, sock-sucking offense to all of good taste and decency!


Love ya' :D
You are a perverted and scabrous infected little whore that plagues mankind with your putrid disease.


Marry Me? :D

[Ginger]

You're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced monkey-raping man-whore. I bet you put pubic hairs between your teeth just to make it look like you get laid.



Sure, why not?

Wanna shag? :D

[Recluse]

The only reason you think that is that I'm the only man you've actually seen up close you carpet munching, buzz-cut sporting, overly tattooed, deep voiced, roll your own tampons, denim and leather wearing, KD Lang loving, strap-on bull dyke.


More than you can imagine...

How's tonight looking for you?:D

[Kenshin Himura]

Where is genesis :angry:

What did you do to him??

[Recluse]

Originally posted by Kenshin Himura@Nov 13 2003, 04:42 PM
Where is genesis :angry:

What did you do to him??
Get your own thread Kenny

*OMG, they killed Kenny*

[Kenshin Himura]

No they killed kenny
Nooooo

That's me, I think

[Ginger]

Those bastards! :angry:

As for you, you dumb****ed, baboon-raping, latex-licking, tit-sucking, puss-popping, butt-faced dickweasel, I think I'll place an old black and white TV in your indoor scooter carrier basket and fasten it around your neck with a chain of live scorpions linked at the claws like Barrel of Monkeys™, and stick-shove my foot so far up your gaping ******* that you gag on my shoelaces as they reach up to your brain and paralyze the entire left side of your body.




Tonight sounds fine...

[Recluse]

Oh, I bet you'd like that wouldn't you?

But before that could ever happen I'd stomp your deformed little mongoloid skull until it popped like a cantaloupe and sprayed the pitifully small rancid contents out of that heavily calloused cumhole you call a mouth, and all over the travertine tile...however, since your brain is obviously a vestigial and unnecessary organ, much like your piggy little tail, I doubt it would make the slightest bit of difference to your normal everyday life.

So just blow me.


Excellent, you bring the duct tape, and I'll polish the leather... :D

[Ginger]

That's right - just keep typing. Perhaps, someday, whilst removing your boyfriends' chain of dildos decorated with bow-tie spaghetti from your rectal cavity, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent as you smash your coned forehead against your lagre-lettered keyboard in agony.

Let's wrap this up: you preposterously fiendish misdemeanant and a narcissistic, all-defiling abomination to all and sundry, you are about as smart as your multi-colored helicopter hat and two left shoes suggest. Just go curl back up in your corner with your Etch-A-Sketch™, and continue making pretty designs by dragging your over-grown toenails against it's surface.


Originally posted by Recluse@Nov 14 2003, 04:58 AM
So just blow me.

I'd love to.

I'd love to.

[Splimmy]

Originally posted by Ginger+Nov 14 2003, 10:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ginger @ Nov 14 2003, 10:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>That's right - just keep typing. Perhaps, someday, whilst removing your boyfriends' chain of dildos decorated with bow-tie spaghetti from your rectal cavity, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent as you smash your coned forehead against your lagre-lettered keyboard in agony.

Let's wrap this up: you preposterously fiendish misdemeanant and a narcissistic, all-defiling abomination to all and sundry, you are about as smart as your multi-colored helicopter hat and two left shoes suggest. Just go curl back up in your corner with your Etch-A-Sketch™, and continue making pretty designs by dragging your over-grown toenails against it's surface.


<!--QuoteBegin-Recluse@Nov 14 2003, 04:58 AM
So just blow me.

I'd love to.

I'd love to. [/b][/quote]
THATS real love lol

Ginger....why do you keep your eyes on recluse?!! WTF?! he is already married, i guess so, so he has a better wife....besides, he is WAY bigger than you....


my comment to ginger

marry me?



f**k the shiat no...why would i marry someone ugly like you?

lol ewww....honestly......sheesh..

[Ginger]

Now would be an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

[Recluse]

@ Zion: Try to have a few laughs now, because you're leaving soon.

And if you ever have s*xual contact with any other type of female than your family dog, everyone who knows you will be incredibly surprised. woof woof Splimmy

@Ginger: You're the best, baby...no doubt. B)

Nevr change, unless it's to move to San Diego ;)



Can I redeem that hummer this weekend?

[Ginger]

*sigh* Yet another hit-and-run post by our infamous multi-forum whipping boy - Zion. -_-

Originally posted by Recluse@Nov 14 2003, 11:45 PM
@Ginger: You're the best, baby...no doubt. B)

Nevr change, unless it's to move to San Diego ;)

Aw shucks. :tweet: I'll try my best not to, but I can't primise I won't change <s>into something tight and leather...</s>



[on topic] You utterly useless hershey highway! [/on topic]

[Phaze]

Originally posted by Recluse+Nov 14 2003, 12:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Recluse @ Nov 14 2003, 12:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Kenshin Himura@Nov 13 2003, 04:42 PM
Where is genesis :angry:

What did you do to him??
Get your own thread Kenny

*OMG, they killed Kenny* [/b][/quote]
...

*You, Bastards!*

[Splimmy]

Ginger,whats the point of having a crush on someone twice your age like Recluse....erm GINGER,HE IS 32-35!!!! GODDAMN IT! ARGH!!

sheesh,learn something you little bitch.

[illeagle]

Originally posted by ZionV@Nov 16 2003, 08:21 PM
Ginger,whats the point of having a crush on someone twice your age like Recluse....erm GINGER,HE IS 32-35!!!! GODDAMN IT! ARGH!!

sheesh,learn something you little bitch.
I hate how you fail to learn nobody wants you here... -_-

[GreyHunter]

Or anywhere, actually.

[Ginger]

Originally posted by ZionV@Nov 16 2003, 08:21 PM
Ginger,whats the point of having a crush on someone twice your age like Recluse....erm GINGER,HE IS 32-35!!!! GODDAMN IT! ARGH!!

sheesh,learn something you little bitch.

Poor thing, you are as pathetic as an armless female Pygmy with a peg-leg and an inverted hip in a wrestling contest against all seven-foot and four-inches of Giant Haystacks. :huh:

[Krelian]

Originally posted by ZionV@Nov 16 2003, 03:21 PM
Ginger,whats the point of having a crush on someone twice your age like Recluse....erm GINGER,HE IS 32-35!!!! GODDAMN IT! ARGH!!

and you wonder why you don't have any friends :rolleyes:

perhaps you're just mad because you have ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER, or maybe you really are just that dense. either way, someone should put you out of our misery.

sheesh,learn something you little bitch.

as i gag on the massive amount of irony, i'd like to point out that you haven't learned a goddamn thing the entire time you were at gtab.

[Splimmy]

Originally posted by jman@Nov 16 2003, 08:54 PM
and you wonder why you don't have any friends :rolleyes:



Dude,i bet i have more friends than you could ever have! Everyone at my school are my friends,same with the church,same with everywhere....

I mean, I acually have more than 5 girls who love me and who go out me alot, They would probably be wanting to kiss me anytime...even infront of my mom & dad.....While your a damn loner in the streets, people looking at you misraberly and throwing tomatoes at yourself.....you are one hated bastard....

So f**k off before i pound you, cut your dick, and shovel it up your a**, watching you weep in pain...

[GreyHunter]

I saw your pic, Splimmy. Nuff said.

[Splimmy]

Originally posted by GreyHunter@Nov 16 2003, 09:50 PM
I saw your pic, Splimmy. Nuff said.
lol...that wasnt me, I got that picture from a google search entitled n3rd

Besides, I dont have black hair, mine is brown, and my eyes are blue not brown or black, whatever the eyes of that kid are coloured..

[Ginger]

Originally posted by ZionV@Nov 16 2003, 09:46 PM
Dude,i bet i have more friends than you could ever have! Everyone at my school are my friends,same with the church,same with everywhere....
Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character.

I mean, I acually have more than 5 girls who love me and who go out me alot, They would probably be wanting to kiss me anytime...even infront of my mom & dad.....

Sorry, but blind 95-year-old peg-legged arthritic chemotherapy recipients don't count.

lol...that wasnt me, I got that picture from a google search entitled n3rd

Besides, I dont have black hair, mine is brown, and my eyes are blue not brown or black, whatever the eyes of that kid are coloured..

Listening to your lies is like being viciously assaulted by a perfumed parakeet in a goddamned Parisian bordello. It is my profound wish that you shall parachute naked into the world's prickliest cactus, you menace to the innocent.

[Splimmy]

Originally posted by Ginger+Nov 16 2003, 10:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ginger @ Nov 16 2003, 10:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ZionV@Nov 16 2003, 09:46 PM
Dude,i bet i have more friends than you could ever have! Everyone at my school are my friends,same with the church,same with everywhere....
Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character.

I mean, I acually have more than 5 girls who love me and who go out me alot, They would probably be wanting to kiss me anytime...even infront of my mom & dad.....

Sorry, but blind 95-year-old peg-legged arthritic chemotherapy recipients don't count.

lol...that wasnt me, I got that picture from a google search entitled n3rd

Besides, I dont have black hair, mine is brown, and my eyes are blue not brown or black, whatever the eyes of that kid are coloured..

Listening to your lies is like being viciously assaulted by a perfumed parakeet in a goddamned Parisian bordello. It is my profound wish that you shall parachute naked into the world's prickliest cactus, you menace to the innocent. [/b][/quote]
How dare you say that about my girls!!! I shall take a piss at your white grave!

And im not lying, its true...Screw you if you think im lying, im noy gonna go w00t w00t w00t !!!1111!!!11 BELEIVEEE ME ITS TRU OMH WTF LOL!!!!

ill just go. f**k YOU, beleive it ir not,you f**king pervert.

And my friends are WAYWAY better than yours...atleast my friends arent aliens.

Pervert.

[Krelian]

Dude,i bet i have more friends than you could ever have! Everyone at my school are my friends,same with the church,same with everywhere....

well, you obviously have a wild imagination. perhaps your definition of friends is more along the lines of "people who don't come close enough to ridicule you." really, i can't blame them. whatever you have might be contagious :ph34r: another note, i couldn't care less how many friends i have. i have a few good ones, and that's all that matters.

I mean, I acually have more than 5 girls who love me and who go out me alot, They would probably be wanting to kiss me anytime...even infront of my mom & dad.....

let me guess, they never taught you how to count in your special ed classes. like i said, imaginary friends don't count, and neither do pets or farm animals.

While your a damn loner in the streets, people looking at you misraberly and throwing tomatoes at yourself.....you are one hated bastard....

hated, yes, but mostly by complete morons not unlike yourself. i have no tolerance for stupidity, and you obviously have nothing but.

So f**k off before i pound you, cut your dick, and shovel it up your a**, watching you weep in pain...

i'd like to see you try. if you'd like to try and make good on your threats, i'd be more than happy to arrange a meeting between your face and the business end of a baseball bat next time i'm in the area.

And im not lying, its true...Screw you if you think im lying, im noy gonna go w00t w00t w00t !!!1111!!!11 BELEIVEEE ME ITS TRU OMH WTF LOL!!!!

wow, you have changed, but only slightly. the same old lies, but less pitiful attempts to back them up.

And my friends are WAYWAY better than yours...atleast my friends arent aliens.

at least my friends aren't make-believe ;)

[bl0ss0m]

Originally posted by ZionV@Nov 16 2003, 01:46 PM
Dude,i bet i have more friends than you could ever have! Everyone at my school are my friends,same with the church,same with everywhere....

Waving or just doing that wassup head gesture to some stranger doesn't mean he/she is you friend.


retard -_-

[Legendary_Soldier]

Originally posted by ZionV@Nov 16 2003, 09:46 PM
Dude,i bet i have more friends than you could ever have! Everyone at my school are my friends,same with the church,same with everywhere....
Yeah it's because you are home schooled, home churched, and are never let out of that cage in your parent's basement.

I mean, I acually have more than 5 girls who love me and who go out me alot, They would probably be wanting to kiss me anytime...even infront of my mom & dad.....While your a damn loner in the streets, people looking at you misraberly and throwing tomatoes at yourself.....you are one hated bastard....
Your mom x5 doesn't count. And atleast our parents let us out of that cage in their basement.

So f**k off before i pound you, cut your dick, and shovel it up your a**, watching you weep in pain...
:blink: Fag.

How dare you say that about my girls!!! I shall take a piss at your white grave!
Atleast we will have a grave and not a some bag at the local dump.
And once again... Your mom doesn't count.

And im not lying, its true...Screw you if you think im lying, im noy gonna go w00t w00t w00t !!!1111!!!11 BELEIVEEE ME ITS TRU OMH WTF LOL!!!!
What's true? The fact that you enjoy playing with yourself infront of your parents hoping that they let you out of that cage you live in?

ill just go. f**k YOU, beleive it ir not,you f**king pervert.

Hey! We aren't the ones that beat off to imaginary females.

And my friends are WAYWAY better than yours...atleast my friends arent aliens.

Pervert.
You know your best friend Mr. Dildo is even human how?

[illeagle]

To be an official Pervert, you must:
1. Get on a rolley thing mechanics use to fix under cars, and then slide under a chick with a skirt.
2. You must never look at the face, only the boobies. Even when she notices.
3. Do the trench coat flash ... at the old folks home down the street.
4. Get some plastic surgery involving every form of genitalia you can think of.
Just four easy rules, and YOU can be a pervert too!!

:lol:

[J-Mitch]

Originally posted by ZionV@Nov 16 2003, 09:46 PM
I acually have more than 5 girls who love me and who go out me alot, They would probably be wanting to kiss me anytime...even infront of my mom & dad.
You poor pathetic excuse for a loser, I would go out on a limb (not really) to say that Ginger has that many girls wanting to do the same to her.

Please, quit wasting the world's time and fertilize the graveyard flowers.

[Phaze]

Originally posted by ZionV+Nov 16 2003, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ZionV @ Nov 16 2003, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Ginger@Nov 16 2003, 10:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-ZionV@Nov 16 2003, 09:46 PM
Dude,i bet i have more friends than you could ever have! Everyone at my school are my friends,same with the church,same with everywhere....
Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character.

I mean, I acually have more than 5 girls who love me and who go out me alot, They would probably be wanting to kiss me anytime...even infront of my mom & dad.....

Sorry, but blind 95-year-old peg-legged arthritic chemotherapy recipients don't count.

lol...that wasnt me, I got that picture from a google search entitled n3rd

Besides, I dont have black hair, mine is brown, and my eyes are blue not brown or black, whatever the eyes of that kid are coloured..

Listening to your lies is like being viciously assaulted by a perfumed parakeet in a goddamned Parisian bordello. It is my profound wish that you shall parachute naked into the world's prickliest cactus, you menace to the innocent.
How dare you say that about my girls!!! I shall take a piss at your white grave!

And im not lying, its true...Screw you if you think im lying, im noy gonna go w00t w00t w00t !!!1111!!!11 BELEIVEEE ME ITS TRU OMH WTF LOL!!!!

ill just go. f**k YOU, beleive it ir not,you f**king pervert.

And my friends are WAYWAY better than yours...atleast my friends arent aliens.

Pervert. [/b][/quote]
... & there you have it, another classic from Mafia...

[J-Mitch]

Hey now, don't you think we pick on the poor kid enough?

Wait...


Nah. :D

[Kingox]

Originally posted by Recluse@Nov 14 2003, 11:45 PM
@Ginger: You're the best, baby...no doubt. B)
You do know there are laws against that type of thing :lol:

Sorry i know its an old topic, but the place does need a bit more action.

[Krelian]

actually, not in canada ;) she's 100% legal <s>thank god</s> :tweet:

[Kingox]

Oh realy? ^_^

[Ginger]

Yes, really... :D

[bl0ss0m]

Originally posted by jman@Nov 29 2003, 07:54 PM
actually, not in canada ;) she's 100% legal <s>thank god</s> :tweet:
For the whole time, I didn't know about this :blush:

[Krelian]

actually, that was someone's first post on hf :D

[Kingox]

I think i'm going to be moving to canada :lol: whats it like there this time of the year?

[Krelian]

you've never heard?! they all live in igloos, ride dogsleds, and chop wood for a living... all year :lol:

i must ask you though, do you have a death wish?

[Kingox]

Not for the next 50 or 60 years no i don't have a death wish :D its not like your going to be much threat to me :lol:

[Krelian]

is that so? take a trip to canada if you like, but i'd watch my back if i were you ;)

[Ginger]

Lord knows you're watching mine... :w00t:


*ba dum chhhh*

[Krelian]

:w00t: hey, can you blame me? it's always nice to have someone watching your back... i just happen to be watching a little lower :D

[Kingox]

I wish i had somone to watch mine :(

[illeagle]

Originally posted by Kingox@Dec 4 2003, 06:57 AM
I wish i had somone to watch mine :(
You gotta have a nice a** first.

I have a nice a**. :o ^_^

[Kingox]

Originally posted by illeagle+Dec 5 2003, 01:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (illeagle @ Dec 5 2003, 01:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Kingox@Dec 4 2003, 06:57 AM
I wish i had somone to watch mine :(
You gotta have a nice a** first.

I have a nice a**. :o ^_^ [/b][/quote]
i guess i better start working out.

[imported_Matbacon]

Heh this is the oldest topic in the warzone better dig it up

[Blade]

Well done for bringing up an ancient and useless topic for absolutely no reason other than being a f**king idiot.

locked.