The Story Thread

[imported_KeV]

It's pretty simple. It works just like the 'Word Association' thread, only you're not limited to just one word. For example:

KeV posts: Once
nOOb1 posts: upon
Frinkledinky posts: a time
pwntowntage posts: there
Binky posts: was a fantastic
1337 posts: nOb.

And so on and so forth.

So, to get the ball rolling...

"We"

[imported_palags]

die

[Phaze]

In

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

lol ya doing it wrong, and i think this topic was an dumb idea :rolleyes: , well ya examples are not that much help but i kinda get the idea.........

[bl0ss0m]

bootycall!

[imported_KeV]

You guys killed it already...

Let's start it over :rolleyes:

"Alone in the woods, he..."

Finish this sentence, or add to it. That's how we keep it going :P

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

Originally posted by KeV@Mar 2 2004, 07:54 PM

"Alone in the woods, he..."


finds an pr0no shack in the woods filled with.....

[bl0ss0m]

lots of old vintage magazines, on one he spotted.....

[edwin writer]

a naked soldier with a

[imported_KeV]

trench-knife shoved in...

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

his an*l hole, but he had a ......

[imported_KeV]

:unsure:

...small score to settle first.

[imported_Matbacon]

With his ex-wife

[imported_Dude]

because her

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

pu$$y started to stink and .......

[imported_KeV]

stuff. <==*NOTE* That's a period, start a new sentence. I tried ending the sentence earlier, but you guys kept going :P

[Musouka]

Kev's extremely small p*nis

[imported_KeV]

makes him feel very insecure while...

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

he jerks it up and down while watching pr0n due to the faCC he can't get a gurl on or off the pc

[Musouka]

cuz of the third arm growing out of his forehead, which uniquely resembles a child's p*nis.

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

so ppl make fun of him at school, like calling him p*nis head but this one only one girl finds his p*nis head cute, she is UGLY,FAT,DIRTY, and did i say UGLY likes him, he also likes when she comes over at lunch and touches his p*nis head, he likes it very much because thats like the only person to touch it.......his parents don't even touch it.........well one day he invites her to his pad(place) to chill in his room to

[Musouka]

make love to hamsters

[imported_palags]

who(hamsters) have died from Zyclon B when they...

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

being touched by KEV p*nis head and from looking at that UGLY UGLY girlfriend of his......

[imported_palags]

while sitting in the morgue with an emty cardboard box before going to...

[Musouka]

fellate a corpse. <period new sentence now!

[imported_KeV]

Ouch, I'd be surprised if KeV didn't kill himself after...

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

he goes to his desk and pulls out his nipple rings and then his m9 and pulls the trigger, Thats the END, enjoy

[Blade]

New sentence:

However...

[imported_palags]

he managed to survive ...

[imported_KeV]

a nasty fall from...

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

three stories while he was hanging up his x mas lights

[imported_KeV]

*New Sentence*

The neighbors called...

[imported_palags]

the police because...

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

a s*x party was goin on next door and ppl was outside nude having.....

[imported_KeV]

a grand old time with golfclubs slathered in...

[Musouka]

KY jelly. The cops got there just in time to witness

[imported_kif.BlackCrow]

the finger poppin that was happening on the lawn next to

[imported_SoozO]

the television station who had just popped out to

[Blade]

Film the event and display it live on international television. Unfortunately...

[imported_palags]

the operator got shot in the head by a shotgun from 3 feet and...

[imported_KeV]

died. "Wow, what a mess!" exclaimed...

[imported_palags]

someone who was standing near the operator and he started to...

[Musouka]

have strange urges due to his necrophelia fetish. He then

[imported_KeV]

turned to Gryph and asked "Wanna go back to my place?". They both walked off holding hands,whistling to the tune of...

[imported_palags]

unknown author, when suddenly they stopped because...

[Musouka]

gryph killed that someone yelling "stop touching me there!" Gryph then ran away toward the

[Blade]

...nearest vehicle, which happened to be...

[imported_KeV]

...sitting in line at the McDonalds drive-thru...

[Blade]

...and the driver was Blade, who was just sitting in the car...

[imported_KeV]

...singing Britney Spears while rubbing...

[imported_palags]

his feet, when suddenly he saw...

[imported_Prince_Charles]

an old woman, who was attacking

[imported_KeV]

a cat that was...

[imported_palags]

i'll with leprosy. When she took it ....

[imported_The Lugerer]

and flushed it down the toilet,... //there is a comma at the end

[imported_palags]

after four days the cat returned to her, but now the cat had lost two legs and one ear, and the cat....

[imported_Prince_Charles]

Attacked the old woman, who was rushed to hospital because.....

[imported_The Lugerer]

she couldn't bite her ears.

[Musouka]

The old woman died from complications, and the cat was put on trial and accused of murder and

[imported_Prince_Charles]

is now on death row...but a package arrived for the cat and the cat....

[imported_The Lugerer]

started opening the package when...

[Musouka]

the dog bit it in the a$$. The cat cried out in a loud growl and killed the dog, but the dog...

[imported_The Lugerer]

reincarnated as a massive deformed...

[imported_palags]

horse which had six ...

[imported_Prince_Charles]

*Cough* ahem....erm...ears which fired..

[imported_SoozO]

flowers scented with deadly poisons and ended up killing hundreds of unsuspecting victims as they smelled their bouquets on Mothers day. Meanwhile on death row...

[imported_Prince_Charles]

The cat broke out...killing guards by...

[Musouka]

lifting its butt in the air while screeching out as if it wanted to be humped, and the guards slowly approached with their pencils right into the trap.

[imported_SoozO]

The trap being that the cat only had to let off one small fart and the horrendous gases killed all the guards in an instant. As the cat ran away from the scene, its tiny paws were stopped in their tracks by..

[Musouka]

strategically placed abc gum. a cage fell from the ceiling above the cat, but..

[imported_Prince_Charles]

the cats fart melted the bars of the cage and the cat escaped by means of.....

By the way....the pencil thing is just soo soo wrong *Sniggers*

[Musouka]

the cat, although not in a cage, was still stuck to the floor because of the gum. Ants became attracted to the sugar in the gum, and began crawling up the cat, realizing it was a better prize than the gum. The cat had a slow and agonizing death. An ant eater began to approach what was left f the festering cat....

[imported_The Lugerer]

but the ant eater never got any closer because just then something absolutely horrible happened...

[papa_kulikov]

a wolf came and ate the ant eater..........just then..........

[imported_KeV]

...a bomb exploded in the distance! Everyone started...

[humanvirus]

...to run towards the bomb because they were suicidal. They didn't get killed although they were all standing in a large CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE bowl. Then they hear someone chanting... BIGFOOT IS DOING IT IN THE AIR!!* So they run over hoping the sound kill pop dem 33rz and they'll just die. They don't die, but later that day the all get a bottle of tomato ketchup and shove it ...


*you get a gazzion cookies if you can tell me where that's from

[papa_kulikov]

into a toaster hoping it will explode.................all of a sudden they hear a strange noise in the distance............

[imported_The Lugerer]

which sounded like a grenade imploding instead of exploding. However, that created a hole in space...

[humanvirus]

... a hole in which everyone could shove things. All the village folk gathered to shove various things in the gigantic hole, including several hot, steamy, wet...

[Musouka]

cheese-loin cloths. they plugged the hole and the universe was saved from a disruption in the space time continuoum thingie. but off in the distance Mr. Plow was watching with a devious glare and plotting to....


*BIGFOOT IS DOING IT IN THE AIR!!! MONSTER TRUCK MADNESS BABY!!!

[humanvirus]

Originally posted by Gryph@Apr 7 2004, 12:11 AM
*BIGFOOT IS DOING IT IN THE AIR!!! MONSTER TRUCK MADNESS BABY!!!
:cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:
You win. I couldn't give you a gazillion cookies, it wouldn't let me. :( Hmm all those cookies are making me hungry.

BIGFOOT IS ON HIS TIPPY TOES!

[imported_invincible]

Originally posted by Gryph@Apr 7 2004, 12:11 AM
cheese-loin cloths. they plugged the hole and the universe was saved from a disruption in the space time continuoum thingie. but off in the distance Mr. Plow was watching with a devious glare and plotting to....


transform michael jackson into a kidnapping robot so he can make a Fourth Reich so he can...

[humanvirus]

... do things on his tippy toes.

[Black Dragon]

THE END

[papa_kulikov]

i feel hollow inside now..........lol.so what now??start up a new one??or something??

[humanvirus]

Or... Not.

Or we could think of non-sp*m threads to post. o_O

[Musouka]

whoa, the people realized there was a noob trying to make another thread that was a copy of this and they decided to....

[Sage]

...close it to save the sanity of...

[Slava45]

...hold on! WTF?!?!? :pissed: this one ended! thats why I started a new one!

[Musouka]

the masses. The CoD boards was filled with joy and...


*this one is not over, black dragon is just a dork and said that cuz he is a whiney punk*

[imported_Prince_Charles]

We all killed black dragon by.......

[Sage]

...hanging him by the third toe of his left foot from...

[Slava45]

...string over a pond full of gigantic mutant snakehead fish...

[larry]

and the snakehead fish said please pass the butter.

[Sage]

...because black dragon looked...

[mcdarkness]

really dry......and

[Sage]

...shriveled and yet strangely...

[Phaze]

wet with a pink glowing layer of skin that...

[larry]

was right between the legs ---

[Sage]

...and gave off such radiation that...

[larry]

that he had to wear a lead shielded rubber

[Slava45]

they had to call the chemical agent response team...

[larry]

which was an old hippie with fists full of ---

[Slava45]

...money he got from.....

[Sage]

...his illicit dealings with...

[larry]

Michael Jackson Kiddie videos

[papa_kulikov]

...which were pirated by the chinese...

[larry]

midget hermaphrodite acrobats :unsure: :huh::

[Phaze]

who showed them how to

[Slava45]

do the jackson 5 with little monkeys from the amazon rain forest

[larry]

and were living on cold pus soup extracted from....

[Slava45]

a giant tub of....

[Phaze]

something wet, nasty, and warm... It was

[larry]

my wife again telling me to take the garbage out because ----

[Phaze]

it was smelling the trailor up, and

[Slava45]

throwing large objects at the kids next door

[larry]

but I hit one of the kids in the head --- and well it killed him so I ....

[Sage]

...put my underware on my head and ran down the street to...

[Blade]

...take cover behind the...

[larry]

the garage and ate the little bugger with tartar sauce. I never ate a person before but you know it was ......

[Phaze]

like eating a brick and ****ting a turd the size of a...

[heman41]

OBCT chick!

[Sage]

Then I decided to take cover in a...

[larry]

a huge set of a hooker's fun bags but her fun bags had bad B.O. so I -----

[Slava45]

disposed of them with gasoline and a match

[Sage]

Which made a really big...

[larry]

Milk stains because she had big breast to begin with and.....

[G-Unit]

a nice a$$.....

[Sage]

...That was the size of a...

[larry]

1958 Buick and had chunks of cellulite flying off when hit by the.....

[Cdon]

...majic School Bus, though the Apple Jacks located in her mid earlobe...

[Phaze]

managed to stay there as the bus plowed into her, but

[Slava45]

she died in the fatal accident so NO MORE HOOKER WITH BIG t|ts, A NICE a$$, AND....EAR JACKS?

[Cdon]

"Any who...," the old man said. "Now children, gather around. It's time for a story once again." The old man retrieved his old wooden pipe and began to smoke. His eyes gave eerie aura, though the children did not mind. His face had the touch of a fish's scale, and his long, white hair dominated his forehead. He rummaged through his skull that was of a troll, which he received as a lad. "Now, who wants to hear of story of Mercile and the Dawn of Ages?" asked the old man.
"I do, I do!" said a child.
"I want to hear the story of Decium."
"Another time young one," said the old man. He came to locating his book of stories. It was old, dusty and bound to fall apart at any moment, though it somehow kept in tact. He opened the book, and with a great burst of light emitted, he began to find his page. The children’s faces glowed with awe. He flipped through the pages and found his destination.
"Here we are." "Now, keep quit and open your ears. The story is about to begin"

The light spewed out from the book, sprung from its position and landed onn the children. Their eyes began to resemble the old man's, and they suddenly seemed mesmerized. The story began...

"Once there was a man named Mercile, who had never had a friend, nor participated in anything social in his life. He lived in a makeshift cabin, high in the mountains of Gulius. He made no contact with anyone in sight, for he had an appearance that would send the most hideous abomination retreating in fear. His home trembled when the wind arrived, and was overwhelmed by the snow, which made it difficult for an outsider to locate it...

[larry]

(boy thats hard to top^^^) because he farted in a can and burried it only to dig it up and smell it later but when he did ....

[Sage]

He found it was missing! someone else must have already gotten to it...

[larry]

and stole the fart to sell on the black market because you see farts if stored correctly can emit such power that.... :o

[Sage]

In the wrong hands, they can destroy the WORLD!!!

[larry]

well maybe not destroy the world but make it smell really really bad...
but in the long term real estate prices would drop dramaticlly and therefore give me the chance to buy up all valuable properties of the world, alas I had one big problem, How was I going to get all these farts in the jars and from whom ?? I just couldn't ask people to aim there butts in my jars. But then I came up with a scathingly brilliant idea. I decided to............. :blink: