Screwed Up Computers

[genesis]

Guys take a look at this. These computers are definitely overheated or about to die.

Clicky Clicky (http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=Computer)

[Couger]

lol that is good :D

I found this funny when i seen it as well.....you might have seen it before

It is quite long!







Dear Technical Support

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

A shareware program; Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with Frees*x Plus and Cleanhouse 2002.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.

These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself.

[genesis]

Oh boy now that's a fact. Very nice one and I haven't seen this before.

[Feral]

lol. This is getting emailed to all my lady friends.

[bl0ss0m]

hahha, I think I've seen this one before.

I used to have this website where it had all these stupid computer technical support like one this blonde called and asked whats wrong with her comp. She "installed" her mouse into the monitor.
:w00t:

[G-Unit]

Some of them doesn't even make any sense.

[bl0ss0m]

Because it's engrish

[CarliTozWayze]

that reminds me of Stabs McGee :lol: have you seen his site??? LMFAO

[Recluse]

Hi Carli, welcome to CODBoards, hope this works out better for you. :D