Famous Quotes

[genesis]

Well since no one wants to start this kind of thread, i'll start it.

God have mercy on the enemy's soul, because I won't
- unkown

[Blade]

1 death is a tragedy, 1 million is a statistic
-- Stalin

[Krelian]

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Einstein

[Billy The Mountain]

I've had enough and enough is too much

Popeye

[Mustafa]

"Say hello to my lil friend!"
-Tony Montano

[Kingox]

"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries."
-James French, executed by the electric chair

Such is life.
-Ned Kelly, Austalia Bush Ranger :thumbsup:

[Silverado]

two quotes by my favorite philosipher(spelling?)

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
Friedrich Nietzsche

[papa_kulikov]

there where some good quotes by Stalin and Lenin............one by Stalin was....."Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union."

[Billy The Mountain]

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog, its too dark to read.
Author: Groucho Marx

[Red is my neck]

Blood and iron.
-unkown-

[Billy The Mountain]

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but do not relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
Author: Stewart E. White

[papa_kulikov]

[QUOTE]"Those who cast the votes decide nothing, those who count them decide everything."-Josef Stalin

[Teufel]

"I hope you guys are Republicans." - President Ronald Reagan, to the doctors before going into surgery after getting shot in the chest.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." - President John F. Kennedy
And for some more relevant to the game:

"No b*stard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b*stard die for his country." -- George S. Patton

"Tin soldier politicians in Washington have allowed us to kick the he|| out of one b*stard and at the same time forced us to help establish a second one as evil or more evil than the first...This time we'll need almighty God's constant help if we're to live in the same world with Stalin and his murdering cutthroats." -- George S. Patton

"You just wait and see. The lily-livered b*stards in Washington will demobilize. They'll say they've made the world safe for democracy again. The Russians are not such d*mned fools. They'll rebuild; and with modern weapons." -- George S. Patton

[papa_kulikov]

(on a side note)-was Patten the General who always had a six-shooter that was pearl gripped??

[Teufel]

Yeah, that was him.

And after surviving World War 1 and World War 2... he died in a car wreck in Berlin. :(

[papa_kulikov]

After all that what a bad way to die.........

[Teufel]

Yeah. Reminds me of Genghis Khan's death. He was just out hunting and his horse got spooked, threw him off. Died a few days later.

[papa_kulikov]

the irony of it all.........

[Red is my neck]

"They may take our land, but they may never take our freedom"
The dude in braveheart

[Billy The Mountain]

Even more ironic to me is Audi Murphy died in a single engine plane wreck after survivng many battles of WWII and being still the most decorated war hero in the history of the USA.

A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
Author: George S. Patton,

[Krelian]

"He who knows others is learned. He who knows himself is wise"
- Lao-Tzu

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates

"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly."
- Robert Francis Kennedy

"Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud."
- Sophocles

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."
- Mark Twain


people place more value on quotes as a whole than they're due, a famous saying is no more true because of its fame. i see wisdom in these words though, and often do they come to mind, these and a few others:

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do that day after"

"Hard work pays off eventually, but laziness pays off now"

:lol:... i love that girl.

[Billy The Mountain]

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Author: Will Rogers

There never was a good war, or a bad peace.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Soldiers usually win the battles and generals get the credit for them.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Author: Albert Einstein

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Author: Mark Twain

In this world nothing is sure but death and taxes.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Author: Robert Browning

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
Author: Mark Twain

The interesting and inspiring thing about America is that she asks nothing for herself except what she has a right to ask for humanity itself.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free to work out his destiny as he chooses.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
Author: John Fitzgerald Kennedy

[papa_kulikov]

ah Albert Einstein and his quotes...............

"The world we have made as a result of the level of thinking we have done thus far creates problems we cannot solve at the same level of thinking at which we created them."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

[Mr. bean]

"War does not show who's right but only whos left."

[Billy The Mountain]

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --- Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh

[Syphon]

"To have good soldiers, a nation must always be at war."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

[Teufel]

"Finally, you have broader considerations that might follow what you would call the "falling domino" principle. You have a row of dominoes set up, you knock over the first one, and what will happen to the last one is the certainty that it will go over very quickly. So you could have a beginning of a disintegration that would have the most profound influences." -- Dwight Eisenhower on the "Domino Theory"

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim." -- Lyndon Johnson

"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." -- Ronald Reagan said this during a radio microphone test, 1984

"When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you do not wait until he has struck before you crush him." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"To be prepared for War is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace." -- George Washington

[Legendary_Soldier]

An army travels on it's stomach
-Napolean Bonaparte
Too true.


Only the dead have seen the end of war..
-Plato

[papa_kulikov]

A lie told often enough becomes the truth

-V.I Lenin

[Kobayashi]

“Saint-Simon said to his disciples on his death-bed: ‘My whole life can be expressed in one thought: all men must be assured the freest development of their natural capacities.’ Saint-Simon was a herald of socialism.” - True Socialism, Marx & Engels.

[Wafflestomper]

Funny, all the quotes from Lenin and Stalin I've ever read always describe the brutal and totalitarian tactics they themselves had used... it's as if they are attacking the average Soviet citizen who admired them.

Anyway, I thought these were very good quotes, posted earlier.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
Friedrich Nietzsche

"He who knows others is learned. He who knows himself is wise" Lao-Tzu

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. Mark Twain

Mark Twain has many others.

[Kobayashi]

"A lie, if told often enough, becomes the truth."

Lenin

[imported_[T]huG4LiFe]

"too many pr0n videos give you arthrightus"
Some old man

[GreyHunter]

"I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head."
-John F. Kennedy

[thejackel21]

Sun Tzu:

If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete.

[imported_Matbacon]

I will not tell my men to do something what i won't do myself-unknown commander at galapoeli(sorry spelling)

[imported_palags]

"Don't bother running, you'll just die tired."
I saw this somewhere, but can't remember.

"īt's better to die standing than to live on your knees."
- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna (also known as "Che" Guevara)

[Slava45]

Lenin:
"Capitolism has become corrupt"
Stalin:
"Not one step backward!"

can you guys geuss who made this one:
"Sadaam, I am give you and your sons 24 hours to leave bagdad or we WILL take military action against you"

[mcdarkness]

" it's amazing what a soldier will do for a piece of coloured cloth"
napolean talking about a medal

[mcdarkness]

" figuring out something for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has,use that freedom make up your own mind"

MR. RADCHECK

[Kobayashi]

Originally posted by Mahatma Gandhi
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?

[Slava45]

another one:
"Quantity has a quality all of its own" -Lenin

Can you guess this one:
"We will win"

[mcdarkness]

"...await the right moment for one, and only one well-aimed shot"
Vassili Zaitsev

[AMF]

"Trees polute more than cars."

-Ronald Reagan (former senile US president, now dead Good Ole' Boy)

[AMF]

"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"

Unknown Soldier in CoD multiplayer

[AMF]

".....I bring you conclusive proof that weapons of mass destruction are being produced in Iraq. Just look at these satelite photos of some trucks and buildings.....convincing huh?"

Colin Powel, US foreign secretary to the United Nations

UN Security Comiteé was not convinced

(quote is not 100% accurate.....)

[Kobayashi]

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."-- George W. Bush, After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

Not exactly famous, but sadly true.

[swizzlestix9]

"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way."
Will Rogers

[larry]

"Women, can't live with them --- Pass the beer nuts..." :D

Norm from The TV show CHEERS... :offtopic:

[BnBNigh]

"Bloodshed has saved my life 3 times that I know of. Allied soliders of WWI, allied soliders of WWII, and the blood of Christ" - unknown

[+T+KingPrimeTime]

Im sorry if anyone else did these....... but ................

"The only thing that comes to the sleeping man is dreams" -tupac

"Forgiveness is between you and god" -Denzel

"Now im a major threat cuz i remind you of things you were made to forget" -tupac

"This game witness for ur eyes to see tho things change the futures still inside of me, you must remeber that tommorow comes after the dark and you will always be in my heart" -tupac

"for the man with nuthing to lose.... death is the least of his worries" -+T+H.TemplarPrimeT!me

[$olid_$nake]

The only way to acheive total peace is through conquest.

Andrew Ramsey

As long as there is man there will be war

Andrew Ramsey

[LtSounders]

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country" JFK

[$olid_$nake]

god is like a roman emparor, his entertainment is bloodshed, the only reason he created makined was for his entertainment.

Andrew Ramsey

[FUBAR]

um this quote made history :blush:
[I]Luke, I am your father.
-Darth Vader

[[-SA-]Hawkins]

Humor If a man does his best, what else is there?
--General George S. Patton

[C4talyst]

The one's in my sig...

[Former Gen.]

This is my favo :thumbsup: rite as well! Also- I saw a proof to this from the fact that a tanker used this philosophy in the war going into Baghdad two years ago. He wrote in the book [color=red]Tunder Run: "Slago's crew had killed quite a few Iraqis down south, and it disturbed him that after a while killing people had become almost routine. He had talked to his crew about it, and he had decided to rationalize his feelings by dehumanizing the enemy. He did not think of the Iraqis there on the roadway as people but as obstacles. They were in his way; in fact, they were trying to kill him He was not interested in dying for his country. He wanted them to die for their country. He wanted them out of the way.

[Musouka]

Originally posted by Former Gen.@Mar 6 2005, 09:05 PM
This is my favo :thumbsup: rite as well! Also- I saw a proof to this from the fact that a tanker used this philosophy in the war going into Baghdad two years ago. He wrote in the book [color=red]Tunder Run: "Slago's crew had killed quite a few Iraqis down south, and it disturbed him that after a while killing people had become almost routine. He had talked to his crew about it, and he had decided to rationalize his feelings by dehumanizing the enemy. He did not think of the Iraqis there on the roadway as people but as obstacles. They were in his way; in fact, they were trying to kill him He was not interested in dying for his country. He wanted them to die for their country. He wanted them out of the way.
Ooooohhh... your intellect really drives my loins wild.

[Injam]

“Soldier, don’t die for your country, make the enemy die for his.”

Unknown

[Former Gen.]

Originally posted by AMF@Jul 21 2004, 04:04 AM
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"

Unknown Soldier in CoD multiplayer
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LOL yes, he also said "WTF i told you guys to please hold your fire since i am on your team and i wouldnt want our team to lose points for one team- membeer killing the other (*member*)" after he was the first to die {i was a spec} :lol:

[Musouka]

"OMG Stop TKing, FAG!!1!1"

[17]

.:TK-ing IS MY ANTI-DRUG <3:.

[private diapers]

The road to success is always under construction.
-- Unknown

[The Last Slovene]

Patton- When we landed on Normandy we should of told the those nazi bastards to turn around and Start marchin to Moscow! And someone else used my Favorite quote from Stalin, One death is a tradegy.

[Musouka]

"WTF HAXXOR NOOB!!!!"

[private diapers]

Death has the biggest impact on our lives

-I made that up myself

[[-SA-]Hawkins]

what the ***** then its not famous you ****ing idiot!!

[private diapers]

Originally posted by Former Gen.+Mar 16 2005, 04:07 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Former Gen. @ Mar 16 2005, 04:07 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-AMF@Jul 21 2004, 04:04 AM
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"
"Hold your fire!"

Unknown Soldier in CoD multiplayer
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LOL yes, he also said "WTF i told you guys to please hold your fire since i am on your team and i wouldnt want our team to lose points for one team- membeer killing the other (*member*)" after he was the first to die {i was a spec} :lol:
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neither is that but nobodys bitchen at him so shut ur ****ing mouth u asswipe

[Musouka]

Well... that hold your fire quote is actually known throughout CoD players. Yours is just random and very inaccurate.

[private diapers]

ur just gay and have know idea what ur saying so shut the hell up

[GoA Stackhouse]

Originally posted by Injam@Mar 14 2005, 09:31 AM
“Soldier, don’t die for your country, make the enemy die for his.”

Unknown
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"The Object of war is not to die for your country, its to make the other poor dumb bast&** die for his"

General George S. Patton Jr.

[waylander]

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

from Predator:
"Hey man your bleeding!"
"Ain't got time to bleed!"

[17]

Originally posted by Mustafa@Jan 22 2004, 12:32 AM
"Say hello to my lil friend!"
* -Tony Montano
Quoted post

To be honest with you all. I had no clue who said that line until i watched ScarFace. And then i was like Woah!

QUOTE
"They may take our land, but they may never take our freedom"
The dude in braveheart

That was Mel Gibson playing William Wallace.

William Shakespeare's Henry V; Act IV, Scene 3:

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

[Alpha_Pasta]

We will never surrender

-- Winston Churchill, after Dunkerque 1940.

[17]

-- Winston Churchill, after Dunkerque 1940.

Wasn't it Dunkirk?

[Alpha_Pasta]

Originally posted by *DK*Noobd@Jun 20 2005, 02:34 AM
-- Winston Churchill, after Dunkerque 1940.

Wasn't it Dunkirk?
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Yes, but the one I put is the proper French spelling

[Flip]

Originally posted by Alpha_Pasta+Jun 20 2005, 02:41 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alpha_Pasta @ Jun 20 2005, 02:41 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-*DK*Noobd@Jun 20 2005, 02:34 AM
-- Winston Churchill, after Dunkerque 1940.

Wasn't it Dunkirk?
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Yes, but the one I put is the proper French spelling
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[QUOTE] It is better to die for something than to live for nothing.
General George S. Patterson

[private diapers]

the only thing to fear. Is fear itself
FDR


I wonder ow many times that was posted in here?

[Scanger]

I came,I saw,I conquerd- Ceasar
The object is not to die for your country but 2 make the other bastard die for his

[private diapers]

We hear too many people say "God Bless America". What we should actually be saying is "America Bless God"
George W. Bush


We love death. The U.S. loves life. That is the difference between us.
Osama Bin Laden prior to 9/11

[Pulse]

How do I pinne topics?
Its better to win for your country and instead make the bastards lose for theirs.
-S. Patton

Pulse :drunk:

[Pulse]

How do I pinne topics?
Its better to win for your country and instead make the bastards lose for theirs.
-S. Patton

Pulse :drunk:

[C4talyst]

You have to be a moderator to pin topics. Here's one of my fave quotes:

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
- Thomas Jefferson

[C4talyst]

You have to be a moderator to pin topics. Here's one of my fave quotes:

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
- Thomas Jefferson

[Alpha_Pasta]

see my sig, for 2 great quotes.

[Alpha_Pasta]

see my sig, for 2 great quotes.

[Savage]

" there is no glory in practise, but without practise there is no glory"

[Savage]

for evil to rule it only takes good men to do nothing

[Vector7]

Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country. It works the same in every country.

- HERMAN GOERING
NUREMBERG TRIALS

[thrasher12]

"They may take our land, but they may never take our freedom"


Actually it was "they may take our lives, but they may never take our freedom"

"All war is civil war because all men are brothers" - Francoise Renlon


"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught." -Sir Winston Churchill

[Savage]

"courage is the though of being a coward"

hes one from my school
"there is no glory in practise but wthout practise there is no glory

[Savage]

"courage is the though of being a coward"

hes one from my school
"there is no glory in practise but wthout practise there is no glory

[Rct. Kirkvold]

I wonder what this button does?

~Unknown

[Alpha_Pasta]

See my signature. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bye.gif

[Savage]

its not really a saying but its pretty close

"we will remember them, lest we forget"

dunno who said this first if u know plz tell me

[Chief Master Sgt Walter Harriman]

"Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Forces: You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 1944! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory!

Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking."

-General Dwight D Eisenhower

to listen to it: http://www.eisenhower.archives.gov/dl/dday...hedayaudio.html (http://www.eisenhower.archives.gov/dl/dday/orderofthedayaudio.html)

[Vesper24503]

I think I thought this up but I forgot:

"When a child, you are oblivious to what people think about you, when your a teenager you care too much of what people think about you, as an adult you couldn't care less what people think about you, but as you age, you figure out people were never thinking about you."

[MFKR]

Sig.

[pilot]

It takes gay people so long to come out of the closet because they are interested in fasion- George Carlin

[catman]

What would I do if I were you? You tell me.

-Michael Ravitsky

who thinks that was good? huh? HUH!?!?!

[killernoob]

see my sig. also:

"i know not what weapons will be used to fight world war 3, but i know for a fact that world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." albert einstein


"farming might look easy if your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn." dwight d eisenhower


i really think that last one is cool.i have a hunch it is aimed at beauracracy.

[catman]

In the Red Army, it takes more courage to retreat than to advance.

-Joseph Stalin

[mafman124]

All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.
-Gen. RObert E. Lee

[slim46]

"Nuts"

- Brig. General Anthony C. McAuliffe

Acting commander of the 101st Airborne Division during the Battle of the Bulge in World War 1. He was in charge of the defense of Bastogne on December 22nd 1944 when the garrison was called on by advancing German forces to surrender. His initial response was 'Aw, Nuts!' When he came to compile a written reply he could think of nothing more appropriate: 'To the German Commander: NUTS! The American Commander.' Bastogne was successfully held by the Americans and Anthony C. McAuliffe became immortalized for a single word.

[catman]

"God have mercy on my enemies, because i won't."


Patton

[sharpshooter_mosin]

- Welcome to stalingrad comrades , hitlers hordes lost hundred of tanks and planes .onwards to the victory
kill this is your mothers prayer kill this is the cry of your russian earth do not weaver do not count miles
do not count days count only the germans you have killed .. kill Death to the german invader - !
Great quote "Sargeant Mayenkov Yoloshcko"




my name is tanya pavelona as a girl i live in a small town in russia
that morning i heard a tank grinding not far away from my village
the germans has killed many of my family .
as i stepp into a battle field i take a sniper rifle from a fallen comrade
someone has notice my talents in the battlefield .. and report
it in hq i become one of their commbatants ever since
as i hold a sniper rifle my fathers voices guide me to victory
- tanya pavelona -




- before someone takes a power be organize to slow
them down
- sun ztu art of war -


- ok son this is your last training so make it good ... this is you
obstacle my grandma can run twice as fast as you
do you hear me soldier now get your ass over there
and start running ..!
sargeant joe - blackhawk down



- german bombers everyone down , fyodor hurry up!
- Sargeant nikolai - COD 2 finest hour




- "superman can light laser with his eyes john with his eyes "
road to hill 30 - pvt Hudson

[catman]

k, i got like 5: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

"Never Assume."
-My Motto style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/gtab_yupyup.gif

"I got two birds-Kanga and Roo." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbup.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/gtab_yupyup.gif
-Catman

"Just go all in."
-Eli Kardon

"Why, you nasty little bastard. I oughta slash off your balls and tie them around your neck."
-Wretch style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bananaman.gif

"Teach a man to shoot a gun, he will defend our country. Shoot a man with a gun, you wont have to teach him." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
-Michael "The Hammer" Ravitsky


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[Savage]

lol i lik the last one about the man and the gun

[relax 1.0]

give a man a fire, kee him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life.

It takes a whole village to raise a child.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and feed him for life.

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in
fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying. (I say this to all smokers i see)

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you
can't find your cigarettes.

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[catman]

love the two last ones. fantastic!!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(savage5 @ May 31 2006, 06:29 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
lol i lik the last one about the man and the gun
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yeah, here in america, we're quite lazy.

[Bosniac2005]

"Suck my balls"
Eric Cartman

"We gon getcha"
George W Bush

Greatest quotes ever.

[catman]

"king o norway got robbed by pregnant reindeer.."
"Ostriges are scary because they have fat balls."

-Our stupid little games...

[ColonelChaos007]

Look in my sig down below. :)

[catman]

"If it's worth more than your money, your money's not worth it."
-Michael Ravitsky

[ColonelChaos007]

"You are stupid if you start war."- Me

[PZIV]

If freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower.
-Adolf Hitler

[ColonelChaos007]

Just look at my sig and there are some very inspiring ones. :icon_biggrin:

[PZIV]

Give me five years, and you will not be able to recognize Germany again - Adolf Hitler

[MidnightRider]

"I want peace like Gandhi, but untill that day, Ima walk this way"

Kid Rock.

[mnchster67]

"In war, there are no winners" - Anon.
"All I can offer to Germany, is blood, toil, sweat and tears" - Winston W. Churchill

[bartuc08]

"it's not the fall that kills you, its that sudden stop at the end"
- unknown

[ColonelChaos007]

"Life is cruel! Why should the afterlife be any different?!"

~ Davy Jones

[woowoo]

[LoF]Der Totenkopf: "Give me five years, and you will not be able to recognize Germany again - Adolf Hitler"


Der Totenkopf;113599']

Boy, you sure couldn't recongize Germany after Hitler. Cities and industries a wasteland - the cream of German manhood dead - the crimes against humanity reverbate to this day. He was right - you couldn't recognize Germany after five years.

[ColonelChaos007]

"Savior, conqueror, hero, villian. You are all of these things, Revan... and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone."

~ Darth Malak

[bartuc08]

"Peace is but a shadow of death,
Desesperate to forget its painful past...
Though we hope for promising years.
After shedding a thousand tears,
Yesterday's sorrow constantly nears.
And while the moon still shines blue,
By dawn, it will turn to scarlet hue."
- Kuja (final fantasy 9)

i don't know why but i jsut love that little poem thing

[ColonelChaos007]

"Man is the only animal that deals in that
atrocity of atrocities. War. He is the only
one that gathers his brethren about him
and goes forth in cold blood and calm
pulse to exterminate his kind. He is the
only animal that for sordid wages will
march out.. and help to slaughter
strangers of his own species who have
done him no harm and with whom he
has no quarrel... and in the intervals
between campaigns he washes the
blood off his hands and works for
'The Universal Brotherhood of Man'
with his mouth."
~ Mark Twain

[ecllipse]

"It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog"
dont know where i heard it but is one of my fan quotes

[doughnut]

Amat Victoria Curam- Victory favours those who take pains.

No, not painkillers, pains.

[Laz]

"Codeine . . . bourbon"

Tallulah Bankhead

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

General John Sedgwick just before he was hit by an enemy bullet.